I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do
somebody please write a book on this
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I absolutely love this.
ACTUALLY. This myth gets more interesting. These original “double humans” were comprised of two parts—either both parts male, one part male and one female, or both female. This myth is used to explain why some people are homosexual and why some are straight. Yay Classics. I’M LEARNING SO MUCH IN COLLEGE GUYS
This gets better each time it scrolls through my dash.
Additionally, in The Symposium, homosexual love was said to be more pure because it goes deeper than sexual gratification and concerns the welfare of the beloved’s soul as well as providing immortality of ideas and intellect.
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so you say he can dance to anything
im laughing so hard why are people reblogging this again omg
help tumblr has reached singularity
i love this post
Welcome to the post that got me kicked out of the library
you’re welcome
I’m crying.
how diD I KNOW
Can’t handle this omgg HAHAHA
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the quadratic formula
*war flashbacks*
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THOSE TEETH! HANDS DOWN COOLEST TEETH!
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Adaptive evolution is thrilling! Look how specialized! wonderful! crazy!
when friends make plans in front of you but don’t invite you
when accidently making plans in front of friends you don’t want to invite and they invite themselves
when someone hits your pokemon and its super effective
those kids who still think liking old music makes them special
THis is possibly the cruelest thing the creators of How I met your Mother could have ever done to me
I was watching the episode Bad News, which always makes me cry, when I noticed…THE FUCKING NUMBERS
THEY COUNTED DOWN TO MARSHAL FINDING OUT HIS DAD DIED!!!
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