"Our favorite dwarf planet since 2006"
when you try your best but don’t succeed
Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.
Oh my god that cat is so excited for the surface of the water to be solid because it thinks it’ll be able to finally catch a fish oh my god oh my god look at it slip around ahhhhhhhhh
THE FISH HAVE SOME KIND OF FORCE FIELD
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All I can think of when I look at the last one is
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Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”